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I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence.
I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course.
Created on 2005-11-08 20:17:33 (#8747968), last updated 2009-11-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Jess |
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| Birthdate: | 06-11 |
| Location: | Groveland, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | -Fanfiction |
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McMuffinDragon@gmail.com BioIn a colonial house in New England, on the second floor of an addition from the 1800's, a girl of seventeen (though she looks and acts more in her early twenties) sits in front of a PC at a cluttered table covered in dirty dishes, bills, a Siamese fighting fish, a Bionicle figure, a rarely used scanner and a temperamental printer. She cracks her long toes on the wood floor as she sits in the junky office chair with the falling off maroon cushion covers. Her green gray eyes stare intently at the glowing screen before her, and long strands of slowly darkening blonde hair occasionally slide down into her face. Her fingers with chipped navy blue paint continually press the next button on the MP3 player by her side; over 3000 songs and she doesn't feel like listening to any of them.
Her father bumbles through a miscellaneous storage room of which there are at least two in the old house, his way lit only by the lamp in the study at the end of the hall where his daughter is. Hearing his steps on the creaky floorboards, the girl minimizes all her windows and fumbles for whatever book her English class is reading and pretends to be working. On his way back to bed, her father leans in to the open doorway of the study; "It's getting close to midnight," He informs her, despite the fact that there's a clock on the computer screen, "Maybe you should think about going to bed."
"Once I'm finished reading," She replies in a low voice, scanning the page, pretending to be focused.
"Alright," He mutters in an unconvinced tone and thunders off softly, "Don't stay up too late."
"I won't," She lies, opening her Firefox window again. She never gets anything done with the internet around.
-There's pretty much all you need to know about me <3
Her father bumbles through a miscellaneous storage room of which there are at least two in the old house, his way lit only by the lamp in the study at the end of the hall where his daughter is. Hearing his steps on the creaky floorboards, the girl minimizes all her windows and fumbles for whatever book her English class is reading and pretends to be working. On his way back to bed, her father leans in to the open doorway of the study; "It's getting close to midnight," He informs her, despite the fact that there's a clock on the computer screen, "Maybe you should think about going to bed."
"Once I'm finished reading," She replies in a low voice, scanning the page, pretending to be focused.
"Alright," He mutters in an unconvinced tone and thunders off softly, "Don't stay up too late."
"I won't," She lies, opening her Firefox window again. She never gets anything done with the internet around.
-There's pretty much all you need to know about me <3
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